My New President

A Very Special Day

It's the start of a new year and the beginning of another one for our Special Friend!! Happy Birthday Sister. We've mastered the grocery store, urban camping and bicycle accidents (Thank God for helmets!) I look forward to many more debaucherous adventures this year. U Street, consider yourselves warned.

How to Make a Sister Cry:

After years of hearing me bitch and bitch and bitch, my very good friends got together and purcahsed an item that I have coveted for the longest time. A Kitchen-Aid Mixer! I do not deserve this and I do not deserve such wonderful friends that would bestow me with this fantastic gift. I cry as I write this. Thank you all. I love you all the most and I am super grateful to have such loving people in my life! I apologize in advance for the WW unfriendly products that will come your way. And I apologize even more in advance that I now have the tools to beat KCC in the next Tin Foil Chef Competition. Bring it!