A Night at The Tremont

or Ellington

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So I'm not up on the blog etiquette, but I totally just stole this from The District's friend Knee Deep in Mud. Stealing from a link from a link, probably plagiaristic but I totally can't stop laughing (Plus, I'm going through a stint of Writer's Block). Thanks KDIM. I will remove this post if I am violating any rules, just let me know. Might I also add folks, that this is the guy who had the misfortune (or not) to actually witness and document an actual "Ass for Crack" transaction.

Thank Goodness I Don't Drive

Cause I'm pretty sure this is how I would react...

Drinking on the Anacostia

So we 'discovered' a spot in SouthWest just down the street from H2O; you know? da' Club. As you can see it's just our style. These people have Jimmy Rigged an air conditioner; meaning a fan on top of a cooler full of ice for our comfort as we imbibe on $4 Tecate cans and Free Upgrades to Cadillac Margaritas. I like the P-River Rat

Oh Madge!

So I walk into work and this is the first thing I see. What lows has Leo's Shrimp Boat sunk to? Gotta give the girl props though; she puts out some well produced hits. Happy 50th Ester.

Meat Market

We bought and butchered Lucky 13; Here are our spoils. Can't wait to go camping to grill this shizz. Did I mention Baby Lisa hand delivered this stuff? Gotta love her. Oh and thank you Hott Beef brothers. I'm happy to see you and I look forward to a great weekend with you guys.

Smokey Treats

The Artist mans our cooking fire while manning his own fire (Note the Parliment Light in his left hand)

Escape from Peril!

Well kids, I made it back to civilization in one piece despite Kansas City Red's persistent pleas to keep me in the woods one more day. Thank goodness I left because this is what I would have encountered; a RATTLESNAKE!! I love nature but not when it threatens me. I had a blast in the woods. Many thanks to my guest blogger KCR; our camping coordinator and Grillmaster, Blackjack; The NOLA Housemaker for his efficient packing skills and cool gadgets (Friend, I can't stress the importance of a camping chair. While a color coated mess kit and a flammable $50 pillow is cute and all, a chair might make your stay a little more pleasurable.) And last but not least, thank you Barton Stanley for your courageous effort in reporting the previous skinhead camper's vandalism of our campsite; who needs Ghost Stories when you have a swastika staring you in the face while you eat? *shiver. What a blast see you for Camp Your Ass/Pants/Face Off!
Details to follow.

Did I mention I got to drive the Jeep? Aww yeah! It's a stick shift. I worked that beeznotch. and NOT in a dirty way.

Big wheels keep on turnin'

This is guest poster Kansas City Red and this my friends is Sister driving the jeep to the Shenedoah mountains. You might have to watch the local news for further updates.

ManCrush

Kansas City Red and Mister Scott are having a lovefest grilling Omaha Steaks Hot Dogs and Brats.

Cookout on the Corner

Happy 4th from The Corner Connection! Big Bear and his wife had the grand idea to give us city rats a haven to go to whilst the masses went in droves to the mall to watch the fireworks. They 'borrowed' grills from neighbors and hosted a 'Pot Luck' Cookout. Cynthia, Rita Jean and I took a field trip to Omaha Steaks in the 703 and got tons of meat products. Here is The Mexican enjoying the fruits of our labor. Happy Cinco de Mayo Baby!

Douchebagery

So I got rained out at work, which essencitally means I have the night off (at 10pm). And thank goodness for that because this enabled me to observe the Beltway Crowd. Let me just say that these people SUCK!! They totally just ordered shots; which is not necessarily a bad thing but when you order a SoCo Lime, a Lemon Drop, and a "I'm a Big Loser Shot". I get mad because you are taxing the bartender. And now you are so drunk you fall off your barstool as I post this! Please do me a favor, stay in your own hood and condenscend the people at your local Outback Steakhouse. They enjoy the 10-15% tip. And yes, I am bitter.

Especially when we get to off-road in the Jeep.

Saturday in the Park

In an effort to placate me since I was unable to go camping last weekend, Kansas City Chief and Blackjack took me on an impromptu picnic at Great Falls, VA. Sometimes it's cool to get out of the city for a little while.

NOTE: This is not really Great Falls. I forgot to take a pic so I improvised by taking one when we stopped at Gravelly Point. You get the point.

The End

Becky Lynne and LaQweshah have had their time. It was a good run Baby and Becky just thinks you are just Swell.

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