One More Thing

Did I mention that we are sitting in the same spot where a young BoSox once got spooged on when this place was a gay boy nudie bar? Ahh The Good Ol' Days.

More From Nats Ball Park

UPDATE: Chili Dog with jalepeno's and sour cream. Dee-lish! The line at Ben's was way too long for that overrated place so we went to Hard Times instead (BoSox you were right about that place sister. That chili is off the hizzy!) The temperature has dropped to a cool and stagnant 86 degrees, The Nats are losing (this team sure has alot of Mexicans, you would think that that would be an advantage. So much for stereotypes) it's the 7th inning i.e. last call and they are making us sing that stupid cracker jack song, so KCC and I are taking our sweaty bodies to a going away party. The District is wisely continuing rehab for another day by cleaning his house, so I must represent Day 9 before I pass the baton to him for Day 10. Tag! You're it!!

Game Day

At Nationals Park with Kansas City Chief. Thanks to some random generous tattooed hottie at Solly's who gave me tickets that are some pretty good seats. We even have our own personal Bud Man. What a lovely surprise for Day 9 of Birthday Month. Hot Tattoo boy must be really generous cause The Bundy's are here too! A baseball game isn't a game without a hot dog, so we are off to Ben's for a tasty treat.

Bad Morning

Here I sit
With my shoes mismated
Lawdy-Mercy!
I's frustrated

Langston Hughes

Actually, it's nobodys Bad Morning and I'm not wearing shoes I just love the fact that that was the first thing I read at 'breakfast' yesterday with The District. I had a great day and I would like to take a moment, ok several, to personally thank all of you that made it a fantastic day and let those of you who were unable to be there know what a wonderful time that I had.

Cast: In order of Appearance (names have been changed to protect the not so innocent)

Seamstress - First and foremost, I want to thank you for making me such a fabulous dress. Gurl, I know you worked super hard and spent many a sleepless and agonizing night over this thing (I say 'this thing' cause I may still be wearing it...story to follow) but it was worth it trust me. I really didn't mind riding up and down those hills to the fittings.

BoSox - Thanks for the shout out post?

The District - Friend, it just wouldn't be a birthday without you. Thank you for starting the day off right!! You powered through the afternoon to be my personal shopper and then almost jeopardized your reputation by almost getting arrested for shoplifting. I'm not sure whether I should be proud or worried that you made it to Day 5 of birthday month, but I'm glad you are going on a retreat this weekend to celebrate your daughter's birthday. Thank goodness she doesn't drink...yet.

Cynthia - Thanks for kicking, err I mean letting The District out of the house to hang out with me. You got a handful to deal with sister and I do not envy you. Love you sister, mean it.

Baby Lisa - I waited for you all day!!! Happy Birthday girl. I miss you. See you when the deck is done.

Dog in a Bag - My birthday wouldn't be complete with out that cacophonous melody. Thanks for 'singing' to me.

Every

Single

Year


Little Betty - In the words of my girl Mimi Shake it Off sister. Tell him to Call Tyrone but he can't use your phone...


Sister Disco - I'm glad you were there to help me pick out accessories for my Fabulous Frock, although I looked like the crackhead shoplifter, it gives me a warm fuzzy to know that you were the one to get stopped by security after I left.

Mexican - I heart you sister. I'm glad you have a job but I'm not glad you have a job. Congratulations on your new Hobbit Hole. Basement living is good times, take it from a veteran. I know you worry about living alone, but take solice in the fact that if you die in your sleep, I will make sure that the authorities look at Tchop as the first suspect.

Blackjack - It was so comforting that you were the first face I saw in the 703. I'm happy that you made the voyage to have Tex-Mex with me.

Twin Brother - It was good to see you, and thanks for bringing us back to civilzation after dinner. I wish your plus one and your twin sister could have been there. I guess someone we know has to have a bed time and stick to it. Thanks for being there.

Mary Rice - Well friend, you already live and work in the VA so I know it wasn't a trek for you. But thanks for leaving Call of Duty to come hang out. Oh wait, you didn't have power, I would want to get out of my house too if all I had to do was light candles and read books. Good to see your face friend. Dags I missed your face, are they allowed to sell wine in Alabama?

Puff and Candy - What a great card!! You guys do so much for us all. Thank you for being in my life. I won't tell any one that the meth lab was the cause of the manhole explosions.

Peanut & RSVP - Oh my little A-listers. Thank you for slumming it with us, even if it was just for a minute. RSVP, the only boy I know that can pull off red pants, a baby blue v-neck and a hairy chest. You make a mean cupcake.

Kansas City Chief - Thanks for leaving your party in ADAMS MORGAN to join mine. Am I gonna have to bust up into the 'fish and let your biznatches know what time it is? Tell Nickel and her pretty little Geisha tag along that I was here before them and I will be here long after them. Man it sucks getting old.

Mei Ling, Chow Foon & Chef Fuck Yourself - You guys make Joe's Crab Shack the best place to work. I know that when you guys are there that it's gonna be a great night. Thanks for hanging out and more importantly, thank you for my present. That Jack Daniels is some pretty tasty stuff, I have to try that again sometime ;)

Big Ed - You mean the world to me friend. Thanks for finally realizing what day it was. Sorry I called you a Shiftless fill in the blank. I know it's hard out there for a Pimp, but you keep on keepin' on brother. I promise I'll fry chicken for you one day.

Ming Tsai - Thank you for...well, thanks for just being you. I'm glad you liked my dress ;)

Last but not least

RITA JEAN - You are a fantastic cruise director and a gracious host. The field trip was great, despite the daunting metro ride. (Note to self a cab to and from the VA is only $22 ) and dinner was fantastic. Thank you for coordinating this venture and more thanks for tucking me in. Dawn complimented me on the way out. See you at Breakfast and by breakfast I mean Happy Hour

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The Man of the Hour

It's EB's 70th Birthday Party and he is having a blast. I'm pretty sure if he read this he wouldn't want me to divulge his age, but this is a pretty big milestone. This is the first time I've ever seen my old man smile. It's kinda cool :)

Is This Wrong?

Is it even more wrong that I am at a chain restaurant in an airport at 11 am? I just had a succulent chicken scallopine, a house favorite as denoted by a chef's hat in the margin of the menu; accompanied by a spicy medium bodied Chianti. This all served on an artistic Mediterranian style decorative plate with a linen napkin and a set of PLASTIC utinsils.

Introducing Executive DJ Puff Skittles

Congrats to the recently crowned DJ Puff Skittles. He got a promotion to the Exec level. I'm not entirely sure he's allowed to hang with the likes of us lower class folk. But we got him nonetheless. Hopefully he won't lose his job for being late tomorrow cause RJ is already trying to buy him shots.

Coror Nairs

She's got to break out the Industrial Grade Sandpaper for those puppies (and by puppies I mean full grown mangrels)

Warm Fuzzies :)

Just another long slow friday night at Leroy's Lobster Juke Joint. As I wind down from dealing with the self important B and T crowd I was surprised to see a warm smiling face walking towards me. It was RSVP! He stopped by to give me this tasty treat! I feel so loved.
Thanks Sugar. XOXO

Cardio Mix

The District and I started with Happy Hour. Since we are both behind on our cardio routines, we decided on a bicycle tour/crawl of Northwest. So far we had snacks, purchased toiletries, bike locks and stopped each other from choosing unecessary items at The Target. Not that you can't use anything they have.
5 "pit stops" later this has turned into our Cardio Mix of sorts...At least that is what we are telling our trainers tomorrow...

Feliz Cinco De Mayo!!!

Ibid (sort of) Boston Steamer Plus or minus Ming Tsai, Miss Jackey, Mr. Simon, Nickel,1532 et.al.

OMG I Know People at Solly's!!

Dirty things happening to the Mexican's bf. When the gato is away...

Leaving the Pahhk (sp?)

as my newly converted Boston friends would say (BKDM will correct my spelling I'm sure). I had a great time. RSVP might be confused as to our whereabouts but he can check Boston Steamer and Chimney Fall to reassure himself that we are all in the same location.

The Verge at the Nats Game

Nationals Park is the coolest place ever! When you get off the metro it totally stares you in the face! I love(hate) gentrification. Gotta go. I think someone scored a goal.

Happy Birthday Southern Belle!!!

Happy Birthday Southern Belle!! Sadly, I haven't been in touch with my friend as much as I would like to. But I wanted to give him a shout out anyway. In lieu of a light hearted biography, as I like to do for my peeps on their special day, I will strongly suggest that you make plans to see the play that he is directing this month. This production is near and dear to his heart and after over two years it is finally coming to fruition. It's called The Dining Room and it will be at the Foundry Theater the first, second and third week in May.